Lohan Actually Confirmed For Machete

By Bedhead in Film, Grindhouse, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Robert De Niro, Robert Rodriguez, Smoking Bolts

Machete - Lindsay Lohan

Back in April, Robert Rodriguez unequivocally stated that, this summer, he would co-direct a feature length version of his fake Grindhouse trailer, Machete. Of course, Rodriguez says lots of things, so, even though he is a talented director, it’s pretty hard to take his frequent and varied announcements seriously. Surprisingly, Machete has actually entered production this week with Rodriguez co-directing with protégé Ethan Maniquis and Danny Trejo reprising his role as the titular character. In addition, Variety confirms the supporting cast: Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson and Jeff Fahey, Jessica Alba, and Lindsay Lohan.

You know, I really was excited (for a few years now) about the possibility of Machete, but the inclusion of those last two cast members now makes me, well, a little depressed and a lot less enthused about the film. The only reason I can think of for Rodriguez taking such a gamble on Lohan is that she’s probably gonna be playing the part of the Senator’s daughter, that is, the girl who shows her tits while participating in a threesome with her own mother and Machete. At minimum, we know Jessica “No-Nudity Clause” Alba won’t be playing that role.

Here’s the original Grindhouse (NSFW) Machete trailer:

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You have so little faith.

My money is on Lohan getting hacked to pieces 5 minutes in. People will flock to the theaters to see it.

08.07.09 | 11:56 am

[...] Lindsay Lohan actually landed a movie role – ABH [...]

08.07.09 | 12:43 pm

But will she be topless while getting hacked?

That sorta matters. :twisted:

08.07.09 | 12:48 pm

[...] it was confirmed that Lindsay “I Bathe In Vodka & Cigarette Butts Lonah had actually landed a role in Machete. Now, even more shocking news arrives, for Tara Reid has been cast in an upcoming film: Tara Reid [...]

08.10.09 | 5:25 pm

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