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	<title>Comments on: The Ultimate Sign That Low-Rise Jeans Must Cease To Exist</title>
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		<title>By: BIGBEAR</title>
		<link>http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/low-rise-tom-cruise/#comment-15495</link>
		<dc:creator>BIGBEAR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 21:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Has it occured to anyone that maybe Mr. C. is flossin&#039; with a thong? YIKES!!! There&#039;s a mental image.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Has it occured to anyone that maybe Mr. C. is flossin&#8217; with a thong? YIKES!!! There&#8217;s a mental image.</p>
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		<title>By: Gordon</title>
		<link>http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/low-rise-tom-cruise/#comment-15494</link>
		<dc:creator>Gordon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 18:52:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do you realize that this is the world&#039;s first fashion pioneered by plumbers?



I say that to mall rats with the hope of emphasizing its inherent uncool-ness.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you realize that this is the world&#8217;s first fashion pioneered by plumbers?</p>
<p>I say that to mall rats with the hope of emphasizing its inherent uncool-ness.</p>
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		<title>By: beautifulatrocities</title>
		<link>http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/low-rise-tom-cruise/#comment-15493</link>
		<dc:creator>beautifulatrocities</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 18:44:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does L. Ron Hubbard forbid underwear too? Does it constrict the sacred sperm or something?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does L. Ron Hubbard forbid underwear too? Does it constrict the sacred sperm or something?</p>
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		<title>By: beautifulatrocities</title>
		<link>http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/low-rise-tom-cruise/#comment-15492</link>
		<dc:creator>beautifulatrocities</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 18:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a waste. I don&#039;t think anybody&#039;s getting any of that.



What&#039;s with the low rise thing? If I recall, the hippie chicks wore low risers, but they were SKINNY. Everywhere I go, I see these pubescent babes with everything hanging out, &amp; it&#039;s not pretty</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a waste. I don&#8217;t think anybody&#8217;s getting any of that.</p>
<p>What&#8217;s with the low rise thing? If I recall, the hippie chicks wore low risers, but they were SKINNY. Everywhere I go, I see these pubescent babes with everything hanging out, &amp; it&#8217;s not pretty</p>
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		<title>By: Margi</title>
		<link>http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/low-rise-tom-cruise/#comment-15491</link>
		<dc:creator>Margi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 16:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Exhibit &quot;A&quot; in the Proof that Tom Cruise is so fucking gay it makes me wanna vomit category.



Emetic.  Kim got it completely right.



:oops:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Exhibit &#8220;A&#8221; in the Proof that Tom Cruise is so fucking gay it makes me wanna vomit category.</p>
<p>Emetic.  Kim got it completely right.</p>
<p> <img src='http://agentbedhead.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_redface.gif' alt=':oops:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Phin</title>
		<link>http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/low-rise-tom-cruise/#comment-15490</link>
		<dc:creator>Phin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 16:25:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And that look defiantly isn&#039;t going to help him share the joy of Tommy&#039;s special scientoligistical man chowder.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And that look defiantly isn&#8217;t going to help him share the joy of Tommy&#8217;s special scientoligistical man chowder.</p>
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		<title>By: Phin</title>
		<link>http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/low-rise-tom-cruise/#comment-15489</link>
		<dc:creator>Phin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 14:34:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At least he wasn&#039;t muffin toppin&#039; like the chick I saw on the way to work this am.



&quot;Shoe-horned&quot; is the only way to describe how she fit in her jeans.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At least he wasn&#8217;t muffin toppin&#8217; like the chick I saw on the way to work this am.</p>
<p>&#8220;Shoe-horned&#8221; is the only way to describe how she fit in her jeans.</p>
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		<title>By: Theresa</title>
		<link>http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/low-rise-tom-cruise/#comment-15488</link>
		<dc:creator>Theresa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 13:52:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, and I&#039;d like to see Indian Call Center Operators out of work tomorrow. Wouldn&#039;t be soon enough.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, and I&#8217;d like to see Indian Call Center Operators out of work tomorrow. Wouldn&#8217;t be soon enough.</p>
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		<title>By: Theresa</title>
		<link>http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/low-rise-tom-cruise/#comment-15487</link>
		<dc:creator>Theresa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 13:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Um... You have rendered me speechless. You rock.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Um&#8230; You have rendered me speechless. You rock.</p>
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		<title>By: bobgirrl</title>
		<link>http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/low-rise-tom-cruise/#comment-15486</link>
		<dc:creator>bobgirrl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:32:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh good gawd, I had to see some woman&#039;s ass crack today at work.  And that is enough ass crack for one day, thank you very much.  (If you can&#039;t keep your crack in the jeans, you shouldn&#039;t be wearing the jeans.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh good gawd, I had to see some woman&#8217;s ass crack today at work.  And that is enough ass crack for one day, thank you very much.  (If you can&#8217;t keep your crack in the jeans, you shouldn&#8217;t be wearing the jeans.)</p>
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		<title>By: Kim</title>
		<link>http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/low-rise-tom-cruise/#comment-15485</link>
		<dc:creator>Kim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 02:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is is is ... an emetic.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is is is &#8230; an emetic.</p>
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