Mark Hamill goes to bed crying every night and it’s all Natalie Portman’s fault. Hamill confessed recently that Natalie Portman gets his light-saber more energized than Princess Leia ever did, the viagra IV doesn’t hurt either.
The actor, who starred as Luke Skywalker in the original trilogy, admits he finds Portman – who starred in 1999s The Phantom Menace and its two sequels – more attractive than his former co-star Carrie Fisher.He says: “Nothing against Carrie – because I had a great crush on her as well – but there’s just something about Natalie’s stilted dialogue. She’s gorgeous and one of the great beauties of the world.”
Yeah, I hear women love it when you open with “Nothing against…” bit. Couldn’t he have been honest with us all and said he’s angry and bitter Carrie only fell for his line about being a Jedi and having the keys to the Millennium Falcon the first time.



















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“baby, that some sexy stilted dialogue….” WTF?
Carrie only fell for his line about being a Jedi and having the keys to the Millennium Falcon the first time
I suspect that Harrison Ford had a bumper sticker on the Falcon that read: Ass, grass or gas: no one rides for free
You Know Who I Like…
Mark “I’m a Jedi Knight” Hamill thinks Natalie Portman is hawt. Um, yeah….oooookay. What. Ever. Drool over Ms. Portman (who’s character in SW is your mother, you sick freak) all you want. I’ll just keep watching for this man:……
Well, the guy tried to hit it and quit it with his own sister. Something tells me he ain’t that worried about the Oedipus angle.
Hans Solo encased in carbonite. Mmmm.
[i]there’s just something about Natalie’s stilted dialogue…[/i]
IS HE HATING ON OUR POOR NATALIE???? NOOOO……
or is he just so dumb he doesn’t know that telling someone their dialogue is stilted is usually considered an insult?
oh, and sorry for my piss ass html skills on above comment…
If he had any brains, his quote would have read like this:
“I’d hit ‘em both, preferably at the same time.”
The actresses not the characters you sickos.
I agree, Natalie is hotter…
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
the future shall have NO sex
.