A John paid thrity thousand dollars, thirty thousand dollars, thirty friggin’ thousand dollars, to have lunch with Jessica Biel, no really his name is John. John wore a white suit with a blue shirt and striped tie when he had lunch with Jessica at Denver’s Palm restaurant, me I’d have gone naked. For thirty thousand dollars one, if not both of us, would have been naked. Sure there’d have been an awkward moment trying to explain that the a/c was turned up a bit too high, thus the reason for the turtling effect, a little sympathy never hurts when begging.

Anyhow, moving right along, John was the highest bidder in a charity event to raise money for a young lady who lost her leg in a accident on May 13th. John told reporters he’d like to remain anonymous, as almost any man who’d just cleaned out the kids college funds and retirement saving would.

My hat’s off to John, way to score one for the little man.

And yes Jessica Biel is on my list of women I’d go lesbian for, if I wasn’t already a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.