Considering that her mere existence is an annoyingly pointless mystery, Heidi Montag continues to be remarkably effective at reminding people that she’s still around and doing whatever the hell it is she does. First came her impressive round of surgery, and the inevitable backlash from people who thought ten surgical procedures in one day was a bit much. Now she’s talking about the family fallout from the incident, throwing out coments that seem to lack even a nodding acquaintance with reality. Here’s Heidi’s comment on her mother’s unqualified support:

She says, ‘Whatever makes you happy,’” Heidi said. “And ‘Great,’ and, ‘I could definitely see your boobs looking incredible bigger.’… Actually, she was excited for me and she’s asking me … for her surgery next. So for Mother’s Day, I have to ask Dr. Frank Ryan if he’ll do the mommy makeover.”

And, with the same dateline, here’s what she’s telling other people about her mom’s reaction:

Montag told PEOPLE her mother didn’t know the extent of the procedures and only talked to her daughter after they were completed. At that point, her tune changed dramatically and Egelhoff became eager to confront Montag about going under the knife.

Which if either of these stories is true we’ll probably never know. Not that it matters. Honestly, this woman is so batshit insane that she’s probably only weeks away from dumping Spencer so she can hook up with Tila Tequila.

(Image courtesy of Just Jared.)