Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you….
Maybe all this Kabbalah crap has encouraged some humility within Madonna, for she has vowed to never beg for accept another movie role. Indeed, she admits that her reputation as a horrible actress will doom any film, and she’s had enough abuse!
What film can survive people saying it’s going to be a bomb from the second it’s announced?
Exactly. Now only if she’d listened to all of us after Shanghai Surprise, then she’d only have made her first idiot husband look like a fool. Now she’s sullied the reputation of poor Guy Ritchie, who doesn’t deserve it nearly as much as Sean Penn did. Then again, perhaps Guy told her that she’d never star in Snatch II, and we may all rejoyce!
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I wish kabbalah would tell her to become a reclouse.
That woman is past her sell by date and NO ONE outside of the 80’s should be wearing a lycra leotard.
And for fuck sake can’t that woman just dance in her videos instead of doing puke inducing yoga moves? I know she’s trying to say ‘Look at me I’m 80 years old and I can contort my body into a llama knot’ but no one cares. It just grosses everyone out.
WRONG WRONG WRONG.
I can contort my body into a llama knot
Aaaaand Steve or Robbo should appear in 5…4…3…2…1…
A LLama knot…that’s pretty funny!
Yes, Madonna should stop dressing like she’s 20. I think she’s hopefully (and finally) figuring that out.
Yeah – I think she will have to be pushed off the stage though…weird how some performers age really well and adapt, and some don’t.
I thought she was calling herself Esther and wearing a sheitel. (Translation: wig worn by pious married Jewish woman.)