How can two sets of blonde hair and dark roots manage to look so completely different?
Over the weekend, Madonna, between bumping and grinding on a concert stage and attempting to sabotage Guy Ritchie’s newfound interest in life, was awfully busy and had no time to hang with the new boytoy. So, Madge enlisted a few good friends, Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Hudson, to escort A-Rod to some social events and keep other bitches from marking him with their scent. Well, the insufferable GPal covered the day shift and was seen doing an Italian lunch with A-Hole, which must have made for some very dull conversation about how Americans are such awful conversationalists. Luckily, the good-time gal was on evening shift, only it appears that Kate Hudson isn’t really such a loyal friend of Madge’s after all:
[M]an eater Kate Hudson – who changes boyfriends as fast as her fashion frocks – was allegedly spotted warming up to A-Rod at a glamour bash in Miami over the weekend. The pair reportedly got to know each other rather well at the star studded opening of the new Fontainebleau Hotel.
The married sport star reportedly entertained the You, Me and Dupree actress, 29, at a private table as they watched Mariah Carey’s sing-song together on the South Beach. Helpful spies claim: “Hudson had her arms completely wrapped around A-Rod’s waist and every time he leaned over to talk to anyone she would pull him back toward her. They were laughing and giggling all night.”
It looks like Madonna’s well-greased little charge has figured out that his girlfriend isn’t the only one who can trade in a significant other for a newer, shinier model. Or, maybe A-Rod really isn’t the type to tolerate Madonna’s controlling behavior and decided to, conveniently, play with one of his babysitters and simultaneously send a message to the Queen. Ordinarily, I’d feel bad for the older woman in this situation, since I’ve become increasingly sensitive about age since hitting 30 myself. However, this story is pretty fucking funny Where Madonna is concerned because she’ll be so bloody pissed off that she can’t control A-Hole in every possible scenario. This probably makes Guy Ritchie look great in comparison, eh? Too late.
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Back when Madonna was dating Dennis Rodham, some of my coworkers flew to Vegas, and met up with Denni’s friends while partying — supposedly they didn’t know Dennis was buds with the guys trying to pick them up.
They ended up in the guys’ room/suite when it became apparent that one of the young ladies didn’t party very often, because she couldn’t hold down her liquor
It sounded like the guys were decent enough, because he held up her hair while she tossed cookies. Then she decided to sit on the toilet floor a while, just in case, then Madonna called
Friend was still drunk, and answered. She said Madonna yelled at her, asking where Dennis was. Friend yelled at her back, and answered he was downstairs partying. Supposedly Madonna started to give orders about giving him a message when friend hung up on her.
They brought back pics of both of my coworkers with Dennis, and his jeans were unzipped
Kate! Don’t sleep with guys Madonna’s been with! How do you know that thing with her hands isn’t contagious???
Kate! Don’t sleep with guys Madonna’s been with!
Too late, methinks…
Madonna REALLY NEEDS to get her roots done. She has no excuse, I don’t do them because I need a total hair overhaul and am broke. I’m with you AB on turning 30 recently…although I’m way beyond 30 these days and turning 31 this weekend! YEAY!
Yes! Madonna can afford to do her roots. So, why? doesn’t she do them, or at least go back to her natural colour then you can’t see the difference.
As far as Kate, flirting with A-Rod. Who, gives a cracka. Does, anyone really care???? As far as i am concerned. Madonna, should have stayed with Guy. They, have 3 children together. And, now she has lost her creditibility. So, how is she going to keep any relationship down. Unless, she makes a complete turn around. And, decides to devote her life, to being a wife & mother. With no more concerts & putting her kids first. It is a real shame, it has had to come to this. No of us, really knows?? What is really going on, in Madonna’s life. Even though, i don’t agree with alot fo things she does. We are not at liberty to Judge her. Leave the judging to God. He will make her accountable, for her life…..