A reason exists for the spontaneous dropping of feminine pants whenever Matthew McConaugheyhey enters the room. The sinewy bulges of those arms and that chest . . .
hot damn. Though I must confess that I am not totally wild about those jailhouse shorts, so he can totally lose those at any moment.
Bless the little cotton socks of Dlisted for bringing us these pictures.
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Matthew looks so angry at the rock! What did the evil rock do to Matthew???
Yay! Our hero achieves victory over the evil rock! And the villagers cheered and the virgins swooned.
Swooning - that’s the sensation you feel Sadie. Swooning.
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Now Janette, how much fun would these pictures be if I supplied the actual context?
You’re right - Matthew will always be just as appealing.
Is that rock he’s throwing, or the head of a bear?
Are my eyes playing tricks on me?
It’s a piece of wood from a cut-up tree. So all the faces he’s making must be acting?
For a moment I thought maybe he was going to play Perseus. Here he is flinging the petrified head of the sea monster Ceto into the drink. This could be cool. Who will play Andromeda? And Cassiopeia was allegedly pretty hot, too (which started all the sea monster business).
And then I realized that no self-respecting Greek hero would ever wear those shorts.
Mmmmm… I love me some Matthew McConaugHEY-HEY-HEY!
He looks like he’s roaring!
Oh stop it ;p
Oooh Clash of the Titans - I had the biggest crush on Perseus.
Then again, I had a simultaneous crush on Rick Springfield, so I guess that’s not a very reliable indicator . . .
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