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Now, I might not have enjoyed one of Javier Bardem’s latest films, Love In The Time Of Cholera, and his portrayal of a psychopathic killer in No Country For Old Men was effectively creepy as hell. However, the man himself — damn. Aside from his other notable aspects, I’d like to talk about the tousled coif he’s sporting in the above photos. As expected, Javier does this look quite well. Messy hair should be casually haphazard but not carelessly constructed with a huge wad of hair product. Of particular use is the male bedhead paired with a suit for some artful contrast. Finally, go for the casual, cool vibe, but don’t overdo it.

The end result should be scrummy, not crummy. In other words, try not to skank up the place or act like a total dick. Let that be a lesson to you, Eli Roth: