That Bear Grylis is one hella brave motherfucka, isn’t he? The guy will do anything to prove his prowess, e.g., surviving one week in the depths of Antarctica with only a Teddy Ruxpin doll, a piece of flint, and a fresh change of underwear.
Oh sure, the rumours persist that he generally shoots his televised scenes and immediately departs for the nearest luxury resort, where he orders room service and a massage with a happy ending. Dahlings, that’s just gossip . . . but this is the real deal:
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The first thing they taught us in survival school is that you stand a very good chance of being rescued if you can see people trying to parallel park from your location.
Wait, so does this mean he was actually drinking Mountain Dew in the Australian Outback???