That Bear Grylis is one hella brave motherfucka, isn’t he? The guy will do anything to prove his prowess, e.g., surviving one week in the depths of Antarctica with only a Teddy Ruxpin doll, a piece of flint, and a fresh change of underwear.
Oh sure, the rumours persist that he generally shoots his televised scenes and immediately departs for the nearest luxury resort, where he orders room service and a massage with a happy ending. Dahlings, that’s just gossip . . . but this is the real deal: