Page Six publishes a paragraph that slowly kills us all:
“MARGARET Cho is turning her love of sex toys into a job. The chubby-cheeked lesbian comic has accepted a seat on the board of directors of Good Vibrations, a San Francisco company that markets vibrators, bondage gear, condoms and lubricants. According to avn.com, Cho quipped, ‘I am joining Good Vibrations just in time – my Hitachi vibrator has just fallen into two pieces after 15 years.’”
This statement by Margaret must exist purely for publicity on behalf of Good Vibrations. I refuse to believe that Margaret Cho uses a Hitachi with so much frequency and intensity that she actually broke it. Those things are made of Japanese steel or something.
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wow. Your Website really rocks, I love the design. Very creative. I would love to exchange site links with you. Maybe.
Oooohhh, and…I am sorry about calling you “Agent give me some head”, I just could’nt resist. I just had a VERY rough day, today, hope you understand.
As for Margaret Cho…well, what do you expect? We all have that urge, some more than others. But toys? No way. I have to have a genuine woman. Seriously. but whatever works for her. Agent Bedhead? How did you even find this out about Margaret? Are you a fan?
Oh, and what is Japanese steel? I have practiced the art of Bushido, Iai, Kendo, and every katana I used ( and I am basing Neppal’s supply of steel from the craftsmanship of japanese blacksmiths from the items they created, which were swords, guess you already know that though, since you and I are asian, well I am…partially. Okay, my great, great, great, grandma. ) has been made of plain “Carbon”steel. Maybe you could enlighten me on that one? Or, perhaps you are refering to the art of “folding”, which condenses the metal, hence, strengthening it?
Sorry to get all technical on you!
I am soooo sorry, I assumed you were oriental, and here you are a caucasian woman! I checked out your MySpace. We have alot in common. We are both Pisces. You live in Oklahoma, and I own a reservation there, because my Great Grandmother was Indian. Age wise, however, you are eleven years older than me. Hey, I like older women. Always cool to make new friends that have similar interests too. We both seem to like the orient. Maybe you could drop me an E-mail? I am not looking for a relationship,( I am in one ) just a friend with common interest.
Think about it, maybe?
Christopher Longaway if you know what’s good for you you’ll keep your damned hands off my lady, mate.
Okay, so she’s not mine yet, but with Kate kicking me to the curb I shall pitch her my woo and we all know my woo is irresistable.
So from one bloke to another, don’t make me whip your ass, or perhaps you’d be interested in a date? You know nothing gay, we’d be like Romans.
Very funny, Agent Bedhead. Its good to know you have a sense of humor! Not like that accursed HolyCandy…
Whats up with that link you gave?
You assume that I am in need of companionship?
And anyway, I saw that you are already in a relationship, on your MySpace.
I have to assume you like Pete Doherty, too. Eeeewww! He has black finger nails…
Anyway, I stated on Celebitchy, before I even posted on your site, that I am into “Beautiful dark-skinned black women, with their hair braided and big butts!” I am with a woman like that now. Actually…two. Hey, what can I say?
It is just nice sometimes to talk to people who have interest in Zen meditation…Tai Chi…Feung Sheu…Shuriken-Jutsu?
Everybody I am linked to is into Rap, Big Booty girls,Rom Hacking, Gossip, CryptoZoology, Crazy stunts, just thought your site would be different. Of course…I think I am going to renovate my site after seeing yours…then I will post a link…
Take Care, Agent Bedhead!
I will come back when your site is updated, if you don’t mind.
I don’t mean to be offensive, I just love the sisters. They are the most beautiful race of women on Earth; to me.
Holy crap. WTF???
Creepy…
Never again will I darken the door of Good Vibrations. Nor will I ever enjoy my 12″ Thumper in quite the same way ;p