Comments on: Mariah Carey Is About To Get Scary

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Sun, 02 Jul 2006 02:56:50 +0000

Again, I have no way of convincing you to offer proof of that statement.

By: Flea

Flea — Sun, 02 Jul 2006 02:03:54 +0000

I feast on the flesh of purple muppets and have not aged a day in ten years.

By: slug

slug — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 17:57:14 +0000

I’m kind of partial to the old looney bin Mariah. We didn’t have to hear too much of her on the radio and she became a hot topic of the late night comedians.

By: tinytonerelli

tinytonerelli — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 15:42:51 +0000

Back in the pre-boob job days, I loved her. My dad would knock on my bedroom door and ask, “what are you doing in there?” “Going Blind,” I’d answer!

By: Beautiful Atrocities

Beautiful Atrocities — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:48:47 +0000

Of course green would be too plebian for Miss Thing. She’s just a flop single away from wearing Kleenex boxes on her feet

By: Phin

Phin — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 01:43:54 +0000

I’m not quite sure Prince will give up the man chowder once she looks like Grape Ape’s twin sister.

Grape Ape, Grape Ape.

By: Kim

Kim — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 01:36:46 +0000

Okay. I need to know this. Y’all are experts. I’ve always thought Mariah is just this frowzy, blowzy, frumpy looking person. Just on the verge of too much jiggling. Ordinary face. Greasy hair. Blowzy is the only word I can come up with. Not starlike or extraordinary. Needs to wear more clothes.

Am I wrong?

By: Mr. Atoz

Mr. Atoz — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 22:13:44 +0000

The Peruvians also grow purple corn, which they make into a drink called chicha morada. (I've tried the stuff. It's OK.) Not to mention purple peppers. The Andes are a regular hotbed of purply goodness.