Dita Von Teese has filed for divorce from pseudo-glam-shock-rocker Marilyn Manson after one year of marriage. Now before we wag our little fingers at Dita, one must consider the seven-year courtship she endured at the hands of Manson. After all that acceptance of the ridiculous, it must be a pretty situation to serve the guy with divorce papers after the gossip rags have already informed everyone else. The burlesque beauty claims that she actually filed divorce papers before Christmas and couldn’t inform Manson because he won’t take her calls:

“He’s not been responsive,” a friend said. “She loved him so much, but he has too many demons. He can’t even communicate with her at this point. She tried to tell him she was divorcing him, but she can’t even get him on the phone. She moved out of the house and he hasn’t even noticed.”

Friends say Manson had been boozing heavily last year, much to Von Teese’s dismay, but she’d desperately tried to hold on. “She really tried to make this work,” the friend said.

Oh bullshit, Dita. Are you really saying that you didn’t enjoy waking up to this every morning?

In all fairness, teh goth can be kinda hot depending on the context, but Marilyn Manson is just fug as hell.

Source: Page Six

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