Ladies of the Marilyn Monroe Chorus

By Bedhead in Adverts, Anna Nicole Smith, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Dolce and Gabbana, Hayden Panettiere, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Scarlett Johansson, Smoking Bolts

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Quite often, contemporary starlets attempt to emulate, with varying degrees of success, the so-called “Old Hollywood Glamour” of yesteryear, and Audrey Hepburn seems to be a fairly popular choice. For her part, Kate Winslet has been rather successful at channeling Veronica Lake on the red carpet during this awards season. However, it seems that no screen idol appeals to actresses more than Marilyn Monroe does. Of course, this would probably not be the case if Monroe had lived long enough to fully destroy what was once the reputation of an alluring, vivacious, and semi-reliable actress. Still, the myth persists, and, now, Scarlett Johansson does her most evocative Monroe for an upcoming Dolce & Gabbana advert:

Scarlett Johansson does Monroe

Scarlett actually doesn’t do a terrible imitation of Monroe, for their body types are fairly similar, and both have that open-mouthed, full-lipped pout going on fairly strong. Some of the other attempts by starlets, such as the self-declarated screen icon known as Paris Hilton are not nearly as successful. Below is a sampling, from the past few decades, of some of the more obvious Monroe posturing:

Left to Right: Madonna, Charlize Theron, Anna Nicole Smith, Christina Aguilera

Madonna does MonroeCharlize Theron does MonroeAnna Nicole Smith does MonroeChristina Aguilera does Monroe

Left to Right: Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Hayden Panettiere, AnnaLynne McCord

Lindsay Lohan does MonroeBritney Spears does MonroeHayden Panetierre does MonroeAnnaLynne McCord does Monroe



8 comments

Funny, I was reading guys arguing yesterday over MM’s figure. It was mixed reviews.

02.10.09 | 1:36 pm
Jackie

Wow. None of them are better than the original. That’s sad. They have very little sex appeal.

02.10.09 | 3:14 pm
I R A Darth Aggie

It is claimed that Marilyn was a dress size of 12. In certain circles, that qualifies as BBW. But I certainly wouldn’t kick her out of my bed.

:twisted:

Charlize does a pretty fair job, but the rest? meh. I think that just points up the wisdom of do your own thing that works for you instead of copying someone else.

02.10.09 | 4:13 pm

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02.10.09 | 5:29 pm
mona

Charlize looks amazing.

Could Hayden be any more airbrushed?? Everyone knows she has no tits.

And who the hell is AnnaLynne McCord? Whoever she is, she scares me. Ughh.

02.10.09 | 6:30 pm
jmflynny

None of them can hold a candle to the original. They all shoot for the sex appeal but forget that her allure came equally from her vulnerability.

And, as for Ms. Monroe’s figure, she might well have been a size 12 at one time (Some Like it Hot), but she was also documented as a size 2 at others. Anyone who’s ever seen the pool scenes in the incomplete, original version of “Something’s Got to Give” knows that the gal had a rocking body. Absolutely stunning.

Indulge: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv47QktcBE4&feature=related

02.10.09 | 9:41 pm
jmflynny

Actually, I just watched the clip again.

Imagine any other actress appearing naked on-screen and pulling it off with innocence.

Even naked she didn’t appear vulgur and that’s something the Ms.-Look-At-Me-look-at-me! gals of today simnply cannot pull off.

02.10.09 | 9:46 pm

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