A kertuffle exists between Marilyn Manson and Matt Dillon, who are said to often encounter each other’s presence at various Hollywood shindigs. Manson apparently always greets Dillon with a “Hello,” and Dillon never dignifies him with a response. Beyond the obvious creep factor associated with manson, what gives? From Pop Bitch, we receive the duly desired explanation:

The feud dates back to a party in Los Angeles a couple of years ago. Manson went to the toilet to take a pee and, mid-stream, decides to spit his chewing gum into the urinal. Somehow he misses, and the gum sticks in his pubic hair. Perturbed, Manson wanders back into the party and asks if anyone has a pair of scissors on them. Matt Dillon replies that he has a pair in his bag and would be happy to lend them.

So Manson wanders off and carefully cuts the gum away from his penis. When he brings the scissors back to Dillon, the actor gets curious, and asks why the singer needed them. Embarrassed but amused, Manson decides to explain. At that point Dillon cuts him off with a look of disgust… and has not spoken to him since.

Matt Dillon, perhaps it’s time to cut loose those passive-aggressive strings. Dude, you lent your scissors to Marilyn Manson. Considering that he’s the creepiest man to never spend time in prison, you probably got off pretty easy.