Comments on: Matt Dillon Doesn't Like Marilyn Manson

By: jvon

jvon — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:00:56 +0000

I always wondered what kind of asshole spits gum in a urinal. Now I know.

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The Evil Beet » Blog Archive » Late-Night Links — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:42:11 +0000

[...] Matt Dillon doesn’t like Marilyn Manson because Manson once cut his pubes with scissors he’d borrowed from Dillon. It’s always something. [Agent Bedhead] [...]

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evilbeetgossip.com » Blog Archive » Late-Night Links — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:05:10 +0000

[...] Matt Dillon doesn’t like Marilyn Manson because Manson once cut his pubes with scissors he’d borrowed from Dillon. It’s always something. [Agent Bedhead] [...]

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 18:09:49 +0000

I didn’t google it, but that’s what guys have always told me.

Hmm. Dillon had scissors because as a metrosexual, he feels the need to carry a sewing kit at all times.

Now what I want to know is what he expected Manson to do with the scissors.

Crepe doilies? Paper snowflakes?

By: GroovyVic

GroovyVic — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 17:52:58 +0000

No one has asked why Dillon had scissors, though.

By: Flea

Flea — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 17:23:51 +0000

My favourite thing about this thread is that you then went and googled “urinal etiquette”.

By: GroovyVic

GroovyVic — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:55:33 +0000

And…that’s not a big mint in there!

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 22:02:20 +0000

Is there such a thing as urinal etiquette?

I thought the only rule was that you have to look straight forward and at no one else’s wang.

Not that I would know.

By: GroovyVic

GroovyVic — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 22:00:32 +0000

How wasted was Manson if he couldn’t spit his gum a foot away?

Or does he have really big shrubs?

Then again, I’m not familiar with urinal etiquette…

By: Phineas G.

Phineas G. — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 21:19:50 +0000

Flea I think there’s some law about selling contaminated and infectious material on the intertubes.

By: Flea

Flea — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 20:46:48 +0000

And think how much you could get for those scissors on eBay.