Matt “Still a Total Douche” Dillon was recently spotted “blatantly buying drugs” in a random pub one night and actually demanded his money back:
The actor returned a few minutes later and demanded a refund as the pills he’d just bought were failing to make his head as floaty as he would like. A swift “Fuck. Off. Now!” made him retreat into his shell a bit though. For about ten minutes at least, after which he seemed to be a much happier - albeit gurnier - person, attempting deep and intrusive kisses upon every woman in the place.
[H]e was able to entice one of the young ladies present to leave the pub with him and climb into a taxi, much to the annoyance of her boyfriend who was sitting at the same table saying, “What the fuck are you doing?”
Well, it’s nice to know that even in the realm of illicit drugs, the caveat venditor principle is alive and somewhat well.
Previously: Matt Dillon Is A Douche & Matt Dillon Doesn’t Like Marilyn Manson
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This had to be in LA. Around here he would have been kicked around the parking lot a couple times and thrown in the river. And that’s if nobody took it personally.
That boyfriend isn’t much of a man, is he? Any self-respecting person would have shoved a beer bottle up Matt’s ass and told his girlfriend to fuck off.
What this boy needs is a little Scientology, what?
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