This luscious photo of Matthew is courtesy of People Magazine, and I am completely thrilled to know that Matthew cares about his dental health. Almost nothing is more disgusting than anticipating a first kiss from a fellow, only to be assaulted with what he had for lunch ten hours prior. Video of McConaughey brushing his pearly whites may be found here.
Thanx to MacStansbury, who endlessly seeks to make teh McConaughey look less attractive. If and when you see video of him scratching his own crotch repeatedly, then you might have a point.
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That pic reminds me of a joke.
So Matty McConaughey walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 10 shots of tequila. As the bartender starts pouring the shots he asks Matty what the occasion is.
Matty, after choking down his second shot, tells the bartender: I’m celebrating my first blow job.
The bartender offers to buy Matty a shot as well.
Matty replies: “Thanks but of 10 shots of tequila won’t get the taste out of my mouth and 11th won’t help”.
That pic reminds me of a joke.
So Matty McConaughey walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 10 shots of tequila. As the bartender starts pouring the shots he asks Matty what the occasion is.
Matty, after choking down his second shot, tells the bartender: I’m celebrating my first blow job.
The bartender offers to buy Matty a shot as well.
Matty replies: “Thanks but of 10 shots of tequila won’t get the taste out of my mouth and 11th won’t help”.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
hahahahaha! matt’s probably been slapping the log here
hahahahaha! matt’s probably been slapping the log here
I don’t if you or tyler durden got it first, but I read it at tylers first, and it’s exactly along the lines of phins comment.
(I don’t know if you acknowledge other paparzzi bloggers, let me know if I crossed a line)
I don’t if you or tyler durden got it first, but I read it at tylers first, and it’s exactly along the lines of phins comment.
(I don’t know if you acknowledge other paparzzi bloggers, let me know if I crossed a line)
Of course we acknowledge other bloggers when we get the info from them, but I actually didn’t read WWTDD until late afternoon today. I did find some other McConaughey material for tomorrow, but this was a photo I got from People.com, and I cannot recall the last time I ever saw “Tyler Durden” credit anyone. While I do enjoy his blog and his writing has made me laugh my ass off on several occasions, he certainly doesn’t credit sources that often. One would think he took the photos himself.
Of course we acknowledge other bloggers when we get the info from them, but I actually didn’t read WWTDD until late afternoon today. I did find some other McConaughey material for tomorrow, but this was a photo I got from People.com, and I cannot recall the last time I ever saw “Tyler Durden” credit anyone. While I do enjoy his blog and his writing has made me laugh my ass off on several occasions, he certainly doesn’t credit sources that often. One would think he took the photos himself.
Yeah, I haven’t seen WWTDD acknowledge any of the other “paparazzi bloggers” as I call you celbrifans.
Though WWTDD was at his best in a reference I read from Dave At Garfield Ridge about Nicole Kidman “if this knocks on my door and doesn’t say “trick or treat” within 3 seconds, I’m gonna stab it in the heart with a fucking cross!”
Thats fucking funny.
But I get your point, same reason I think Drudge is a dick. WWTDD doesn’t seem to link ANY of the other celebrifan paparazzi bloggers.
S’all cool, I just wanted to know the relationship.
Yeah, I haven’t seen WWTDD acknowledge any of the other “paparazzi bloggers” as I call you celbrifans.
Though WWTDD was at his best in a reference I read from Dave At Garfield Ridge about Nicole Kidman “if this knocks on my door and doesn’t say “trick or treat” within 3 seconds, I’m gonna stab it in the heart with a fucking cross!”
Thats fucking funny.
But I get your point, same reason I think Drudge is a dick. WWTDD doesn’t seem to link ANY of the other celebrifan paparazzi bloggers.
S’all cool, I just wanted to know the relationship.