Let’s take a closer look at that most impressive specimen . . . don’t worry, I’ll stick around until you’re done shaking your head in disbelief.
The thing that impresses me most about Matthew McConaugheyhey is that unlike some movie stars, he doesn’t give a rat’s ass if the photogs are taking his picture. One gets the impression that whether or not the camera is snapping, Matthew would still be sitting on that sidewalk curb in all his glory while casually munching upon an apple. He must reckon that publicity is a part of celebrity life, and more importantly, that women need to see these pictures of him.
In the lovely supplemental images below, Matthew indulges in a carefree round of swinging from branches, after which he pauses to reflect upon his good crotch fortune. Feel free to tell me that I’m wrong on this, but I would bet that most of you men would do the same damn thing . . . if only you could.
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women need to see these pictures of him.
Oh yes we do, and we thank you for sharing!
Waiting for the jealous boys to drop a few jealous turds in the comments in 5…4…3…2…
I don’t think they have anything left to sling at McConaughey.
Consider that a dare!
Or not enough to sling.
Maybe they’re stunned into silence. (Yay!) heehee
By the way, I SWEAR I thought you wrote “It gets even bigger if you lick on it.”
Now that’s what I like to see on a man!
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Agent Bedhead rocks…….
Oh, come now. Y’all shouldn’t be upset ’cause he’s teh gay.
What a….
He’s a….
That’s gotta be a…
Screw it. I got nothin.
(breaks pencil, blows bubbles in coffee, gets migraine)
Not that I care at all about this (multiple times I’ve tried to come up with anything worthwhile to say), I’ll have to fall back on the old reliable: “I’m not seeing what’s so impressive. It could be because I’m not in the habit of looking at man-bulges.”
And some anecdotal notes about that kind of shorts. I’m wearing swim trunks like he’s wearing right now. They’ve got this painful mesh inside them that keeps Mr. Happy from flopping around (or getting wet, apparently). They stick it in the pockets, too, for some reason.
I figure the only way to keep the trunks from falling off when they get water in ‘em is to have that scratchy lining, but it’s so dang tight in there, because they put this really confining elastic band around the legs. So, think of it as a mesh speedo underneath the baggy pants.
So, when I got to thinking about that pic, and how the thing is built, I’m having troubles figuring out how that happened.The only way I could get my shorts to do what his was doing was to stick a couple of cans of Coke Zero in there. Not because I’m trying to compensate for anything, it’s because the cans will fit - the pockets are ginormous.
In fact, that’s what ruins these things for running. If you stick anything in them, as soon as you’re going faster than walking it’ll start flopping around like you’re Mr. Ed…if you know what I mean.
The picture above looks exactly like a picture of me when I’ve got a pocket full of loose change. All your dreams are dead.
That’s it. It’s a roll of quarters in his pocket… or a banana.
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Is it just me or is there something a little, oh, I dunno, OFF, about Matthew?
No, it is NOT just you.
Even his penis looks stupid.
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I think he’s just sitting funny
C’mon, everyone knows that where I store my banned substances.
LA
he’s just going commando in loose shorts. gravity takes over, not that rare of a look. in conclusion, junk doesn’t look more than average just unkempt
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Size matters. Sorry but it does.
I thought Id never get over my ex.
Until I realised he had a small member.
Now I m fine !
What he lacks in arm length, he obviously makes up elsewhere.
as much as i wanna jump on the bandwagon cuz he is oh so very hot… men that are that big soft, don’t grow much when hard…he’s a show-er not a grower….
Wow!!!! Ever heard the phrase hung like a horse? Well now I think this qualifies……
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