I thought Id never get over my ex.

Until I realised he had a small member.

Now I m fine !

LA

And some anecdotal notes about that kind of shorts. I’m wearing swim trunks like he’s wearing right now. They’ve got this painful mesh inside them that keeps Mr. Happy from flopping around (or getting wet, apparently). They stick it in the pockets, too, for some reason.

I figure the only way to keep the trunks from falling off when they get water in ‘em is to have that scratchy lining, but it’s so dang tight in there, because they put this really confining elastic band around the legs. So, think of it as a mesh speedo underneath the baggy pants.

So, when I got to thinking about that pic, and how the thing is built, I’m having troubles figuring out how that happened.The only way I could get my shorts to do what his was doing was to stick a couple of cans of Coke Zero in there. Not because I’m trying to compensate for anything, it’s because the cans will fit – the pockets are ginormous.

In fact, that’s what ruins these things for running. If you stick anything in them, as soon as you’re going faster than walking it’ll start flopping around like you’re Mr. Ed…if you know what I mean.

The picture above looks exactly like a picture of me when I’ve got a pocket full of loose change. All your dreams are dead.

He’s a….

That’s gotta be a…

Screw it. I got nothin.

(breaks pencil, blows bubbles in coffee, gets migraine)

Agent Bedhead rocks…….

Consider that a dare!