Oh work it, Matthew. Breathe, dahling, and then flow into the downward dog position.

One might wonder why I must post such a gratuitous photo without any accompanying substance. The explanation is twofold:
(1) Where the hell do you think you are in cyberspace, anyway? A lurking reader emailed me the other day and accused me of being able to string more than two words together, and I must question his observational skills. This isn’t exactly a site founded upon intellectual vigor. We save that nonsense for our respective bedrooms, dammit.
(2) Most importantly, I must rid my psyche of the photographs of Matthew McConaughey taken over the Fourth Of July weekend. They’re hidden under the fold of this post for a reason, for these images simply crush me…

Poor baby fall down go boom.



















6 comments
I didn’t realize he could look so awful
It’s true, Agent B, you can string two words together. Now, if only you could connect the dots on the Republican thing!
Jake
I’m certainly able to connect dots, but while this is a blog by a political person, it’s not a political blog. I think third-parties certainly have their place on bringing new ideas into the political discourse on the national and state levels. However, it’s a losing strategy to join one formally, and I do believe that to divide is not to conquer. I’m far more in tune with the Republican platform than the Liberal one, and just because most of my beliefs run with the Libertarian IDEALS doesn’t mean that I HAVE to vote for them and act as their cheerleader. They make so many stupid mistakes in practice, even though their motivations are understandable. However, results are what matter, not intentions. One can have all the great intentions in the world, but it doesn’t matter at all if nothing gets done.
Yes, I see that this is not a politcal blog. I like that, actually. On the other hand, the bit on politics is in YOUR profile.
In any case, if one were to honestly assess a party based upon results, the Republicans would not get a passing grade. In fact, unless you are Halliburton, Pat Robertson or Chalabi, it’s pretty much total failure.
Anyway, it was a poke at your less well thought out bits, not an attempt to turn your blog to less trivial interests. After all, one does have to run with what one knows. > : )
Ok, that was more pokes. I am weak that way.
Listen, you do this blog well. Keep it up. I’ll keep reading.
At least until I lose the url.
Jake
I have never laughed harder! My guts and lungs hurt!
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