So, there’s this actor guy named Matthew McConaughey, who has pretty much been dead to me since he made the unfortunate decision to start wearing a shirt. That didn’t much help the film career, eh Surfer Dude? I told him this was an entirely unacceptable state of affairs. I expected results, pronto, but they never listen until it’s far too late.

Now, since last Valentine’s Day saw Fool’s Gold go ka-ching at the box office, McConaughey is hoping to replicate those results for a second year in a row. The only problem is that Kate Hudson couldn’t stomach Matty’s non-deodorized scent yet again, so he had to find a married chick that was already used to that sort of thing. Enter co-star Jennifer Garner, and we’ve got yet another McConaugheyhey romcom, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. Will this film rejuvenate the notoriously shirtless McConaughey magic? There’s no way to tell for sure, but dude’s definitely wearing a shirt in these press stills, which isn’t a good sign at all. Furthermore, I’m pretty sure that I reviewed this a film with this exact premise — former gigolo comes to his senses, realizes who he’s loved for years, and tries to steal the girl of his dreams from her bridegroom — under a different title and with a different leading man. See Patrick Dempsey in Made Of Honor. Next?