Not only is Matthew McConaughey handsome and not teh gay, he really knows how to party. In fact, he’s topped a new poll naming him the Hollywood’s Biggest Party Animal for his “perfected sexy socializing.”
Paris Hilton comes in at second place as the Social Secretary, and Colin Farrell takes her from behind at the third spot. Several other idiots round out the top ten slots, but let’s just gaze upon Matthew’s holy light for a few moments.
Thanx to Mac Stansbury for the info and to Flea for begging me to post the drunk McConaugheyhey montage. You guys are sadists.
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So, if I grew my blonde locks all long, curly and greasy, stopped shaving and showering daily, purchased all my clothes at St Vinnie’s or some other second hand store, partaked in some serious buddage, sipped Thunderbird from a styrofoam cup, and still collected paychecks worth millions of dineros, I too could be the object of desire of millions of undersexed women worldwide.
Where do I sign up? I’ve been wanting to let me self go for some time now.
if you looked any thing like Matthew — half as hot, bathed or not, then PERHAPS you may have a slight iota of a chance with someone, er I mean women….and BTW he is hot because he is himself (and he takes care of himself like working out) and not because of money. Don’t be a hater.