Well, this is disturbing. Posing for photos in a profile for Us Magazine, KFed proved that he is as mean as he is stupid—in other words, extremely mean—by putting on some clothes over his wifebeater and taunting Britney with the image of what might have been. He still doesn’t look like a convincing investment banker, but I could see him as a real estate agent. Maybe some guy working his way up at Century 21.

Of course, he went on to completely spoil the effect by talking, and probably making some of those palsied gangsta hand gestures that make you look like you were born with some nasty motor disorder as a result of your mom’s heavy Colt .45 intake during pregnancy. But still, here’s the proof: as long as he stands perfectly still and keeps his mouth shut, Kevin Federline can pass for human. And I, for one, would never have believed it.