In keeping with today”’s theme of relative hotness and The Mystery of Richie Sambora, the inspiringly named Just Not Trying Anymore has a convenient guide to the ten ugliest celebrity husbands. You will not be surprised to hear that Sambora made the cut. In fairness, not all of these guys are actually ugly. They”’re just punching way outside of their weight division.

KFed came in at the top of the list, which seems a little unfair. True, he does look like a grimy little white-trash gangsta wannabe. But compared to his brains, morals, and general character, his looks are actually one of his strong points. Going strictly by physical appearance (and believe me, I am exactly that shallow), I would have given the top spot to Lyle Lovett. He may be a talented musician, but the guy looks like the victim of the world”’s first botched prenatal facelift.