Sounds exciting, no? It should. Megan Fox and her Fallen boobs have diversified their collective resumé a bit with a dark comedy/horror film, Jennifer’s Body, which will hit theaters on September 18. I actually can’t wait to see this film for a few reasons: (1) To witness writer Diablo Cody’s take on horror; and (2) To see whether Fox can actually pull off a real acting gig. From what I gather thus far of the plot, Fox plays a cheerleader that gets to “meet the band” backstage after a rock concert. Unfortunately, the band works some sort of Satanic magic, and Jennifer turns into a cannibalistic sort of she-devil. The whole affair sounds rather gory, according to a set report from the Los Angeles Times:

The vomit shot out of Megan Fox like water from a geyser. A ghastly movie concoction that looked like a mix of used motor oil, lawn clippings and the slag at the bottom of a Souplantation trash bin, the black puke sprayed actors Amanda Seyfried and Johnny Simmons, whose characters were doing their best to fight off a cannibalistic fiend, an otherwise popular cheerleader named Jennifer Check.

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Somehow, though, it wasn’t quite disturbing enough.

“The vomit has too much hang time,” said Karyn Kusama (“Girlfight”), the film’s director. “It’s arcing too much.” Screenwriter Diablo Cody wondered aloud, “Can’t we adjust it, like a shower head?”

So the “Jennifer’s Body” special-effects team reset the compressed-air-powered rig, which discharged the artificial throw up from a tube hidden near Fox’s mouth. Carrying a lot more momentum, the barf in the subsequent take screamed out with the trajectory of a Manny Ramirez line drive. “That’s our money shot,” Cody said as the actors toweled themselves off.

Well, I hope you didn’t just read that on a full stomach. In contrast, all of this sort of makes me hungry, which doesn’t make much sense coming from a vegetarian.

Imagery: Fox Atomic