Poor Brian Austin Green is, no doubt, presently curled up in a fetal position and wailing inconsolably, for he’ll never get a piece of that hot ass ever again. Megan Fox has broken off her inexplicable engagement to Green, and Defamer brings tidings of Fox’s Independence Day tribute:
According to the tabloids, she alerted her business associates of the sad happy news. An insider chimes in, “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realizes she’s too young to marry him.”
In other words, Fox realized that she was dating David Silver, the guy who deflowered Tori Spelling’s character in “Beverly Hills 90210.” Certainly, Fox will have no shortage of suitors and fanboys fawning at her feet, so let us travel back to GQ’s June 2007 issue, in which Fox pretends to enjoy reading and frolics on the beach:
Imagery: Celebutopia & GQ
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Someone should photoshop that sign to read unloading zone…
Sexxxy.
[...] It’s safe to say Megan Fox won’t being doing THIS again [...]
Darth saves the day.
I just couldn’t believe that there was no mention of the ‘Loading Only’ sign.
I know! I’m so falling down on the job on this one.
Long weekend…. yeah, that’s my excuse.
It’s not her feet I’m interested in.
Until I saw a picture of Megs in that white dress, I never realized she’s got a pair of expensive bolt ons! I now have to wonder how much other works she’s had done. Not the poor man’s Angelina, those puppies cost a bundle.