Oh, I almost don’t have the heart to post these photos, but since these ultimate fanboys haven’t yet picked up on the latest doings of their favourite hot French news anchor goddess, Melissa Theuriau, I feel compelled to be the bearer of relatively bad tidings. After all, she is rather mesmerizing in her, uh, delivery.

It appears that, throughout the course of 2008, Melissa became engaged to and later married a fellow named Jamel Debbouze, who is a French-Moroccan comedian/actor, and the couple welcomed a son in early December. Naturally, the couple needs to break away now and again, and, as a result, we now have these poolside pictures of the frisky newlyweds. Well, at least one of them appears to be frisky.

Wow. Just wow. This guy is utterly dead wood while Melissa seems to be doing everything she bloody well can to get things started. Dude just seems a lot more interested in his MacBook Air than getting any of the fly tail being offered up:

Hell, these aren’t even the topless pictures just yet, which completely reflect the guy’s disinterest. What’s up with that? Oh yeah, those piccies are obviously NSFW and can be found over here.

Imagery: Celebutopia