In case you missed today’s episode of Passions, here’s the 411:
Tired of waiting for Kay to regain her memory, Siren whacks her in the head with a baseball bat. When Fox, Miguel & Tabitha come to her rescue, Tabitha accuses the mermaid of killing Kay. As Whitney prayed, a statue of the Virgin Mary came to life & told her that she’d gotten her miracle. An all-out war breaks out in the catacombs as Simone & Paloma lead a group of Roman lesbians into battle against Alistair & his goons. The lesbians help Luis, Ethan, Noah, Mrs. Wallace (previously swept away by a tsunami) & psycho-killer Norma Bates turn the tide. Alistair secretly pushes a remote control with a blinking red button…
Next week: Alistair unleashes vicious lions upon Luis & Fancy! An enraged Endora accidentally sets Tabitha’s house on fire!
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Holy crap! I didn’t even know that show was still on. Was that the soap that had the midgets and magic?
YES, it’s still on, DUH. However, due to protests from PETA as well as the Nurses’ Advocacy Center, the character of Precious, the chimpanzee who was Mrs Wallace’s geriatric nurse, has been written out
Wha?? Is that for real? The show story that is? That is hilarious. Oh, like the new look by the way.
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