Generally speaking, we’re not so great in the fashion department and, thus, tend to leave these sorts of posts to our BFFs at Celebitchy. However, I totally dig the annual Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art, so we’re gonna make a futile effort for some unconventional recognition here. This year’s event was hosted by Kate Moss & Mark Jacobs (above left), along with Justin Timberlake (above right, shown with girlfriend Jessica Biel), and we’ll assume that our hosts are beyond critique. The poor schmucks below? Not so much.
The Ultra-Leggy Bed Partners Of Leonardo Dicaprio* Award: Gisele Bündchen & Bar Rafaeli
The Too Much Damn Botox Award: Brooke Shields & Tyra “Smiling With My Eyes” Banks
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I’m guessing that Giselle and Bar looked better in person than in these photos or, so I would hope.
As for Madonna…desperate and ridiculous. She has actually reached the pathetic low where being a joke is acceptable just as long as they spell her name correctly.
Bar Rafaeli is a goddess. If there’s anything I wouldn’t do to that woman it hasn’t been invented yet.
No kidding. Her hourglass figure is to die for.
Me, I have no hips. Kinda sucks.