I received a message earlier today from the loverly and talented Ms. Chrissy that Agent Bedhead’s Sooper Seekrit hideout is without power due to several severe storms that rolled through her neck of the woods last night. So she’ll be missing in action the next couple of days. Only heaven knows how she’ll get by once the batteries in her trusty Apple go belly up, she may have to resort to that primitive form of blogging, you know the one that involves a pencil (or Crayons) and paper.

In other news, since I know you’re dying for some, Eminem has settled a lawsuit against several ringtone companies that were trying to byte on his rhymes. Howard Hertz, a lawyer for Eminem, said illegal Eminem ring tones bring in hundreds of thousands of dollars per year and without Mister Mathers recieving his fair share of the loot that’s just wack. Kim Mathers, Eminem’s strange and estranged wife, issued a statement through her pimp, Willie Fisterbottom, saying she didn’t give a damn what when on so long as it doesn’t interfear with her meth habit child support and crack money alimony.