It’s not like I’m a cheerleader for Michael “BOOM” Bay and his pathetically diminutive penis, but there are actually people in the film industry that are much more annoying than Bay himself. Let’s take, for example, Uwe “Rumble In The Jungle Pt. 2″ Boll, who fully deserves to get his ass kicked in the boxing ring by Bay. Then, there’s Megan “Verbal Diarrhea” Fox, who actually just received a bit of comeuppance from Bay in a Wall Street Journal interview:

Megan Fox, one of the leads in “Transformers” has criticized your films for being special-effects-driven and not offering so many acting opportunities. Do you agree?

Well, that’s Megan Fox for you. She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do. You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, “Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it.” But I 100% disagree with her. Nick Cage wasn’t a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck before I put him in “Armageddon.” Shia LaBeouf wasn’t a big movie star before he did “Transformers”–and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from “Bad Boys.” Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in “Transformers.” I like to think that I’ve had some luck in building actors’ careers with my films.

The man does have a point about the previously unknown Fox, who, despite television’s “Hope & Faith,” hadn’t yet registered on the public’s radar before Bay cast her. Still, any respect that I just gained for Bay was quickly obliterated when the guy took responsibility for the career of Nicholas “OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAHHHHH! OH, THEY’RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHH! AAAGGHHH” Cage. Dude, who would even want credit for that?