Here’s proof, if more were needed, that our nation’s prisons are simply a training school from which ex-cons emerge ready to commit crimes even more heinous than the ones that got them locked away in the first place. Michael Lohan has been walking the streets for scarcely 48 hours since he finished serving a two-year prison term for drunk driving, attempted assault, and just generally being a damn weirdo. And yet already, he’s announced that he intends to proceed with his plans for the sinister reality show Hollywood Dads.

The name alone should have your spider-senses tingling, but let Lohan’s producer Brett Hudson reveal the horrifying details of the plan:

Michael is very creative. You can see where Lindsay got her drive and her talent. He has a few reality shows he wants to pitch – including one in which he and Lindsay are put on a desert island with Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and their dads. We’ll be going along when he does that.

Michael also has an idea for a reality show where he picks up hookers on Hollywood Boulevard’not for sex, but to help them turn their lives around. That should go over well with his parole officer. Anyway, the creators of Flavor of Love and Charm School would probably sue him for copyright infringement.

The premise of dumping Lindsay, Paris, and Jessica on a desert island has some real potential, though. But no cameras. Those can stay on the mainland. And no dads, either. The dads get a separate island.