Mickey Rourke Tests The Limits Of Our Collective Female Devotion

By Bedhead in Drool, Mickey Rourke, Smoking Bolts

Mickey Rourke Spits Flowers

Only Mickey “You’re So Fine” Rourke could get away with this sort of nonsensical behavior. Admittedly, women tend to be far too forgiving towards a guy with a potato in his pants, but Mickey just has that underdog thing going on for him too. You know, the sort of vibe that makes a girl wanna snuggle up and allow him to motorboat to his little heart’s content. That is, until we smell the Jim Morrison-esque sweaty balls. On second thought, maybe those leather pants aren’t such a great idea.

Imagery: Bauer Griffin



2 comments

Eeew, sorry but no. Mickey Rourke didn’t even do it for me when he still looked like Mickey Rourke. Crazy, self mutilating AND a horrible fashion sense? I’ll pass.

09.11.09 | 12:55 pm

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09.11.09 | 2:47 pm


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