Only Mickey “You’re So Fine” Rourke could get away with this sort of nonsensical behavior. Admittedly, women tend to be far too forgiving towards a guy with a potato in his pants, but Mickey just has that underdog thing going on for him too. You know, the sort of vibe that makes a girl wanna snuggle up and allow him to motorboat to his little heart’s content. That is, until we smell the Jim Morrison-esque sweaty balls. On second thought, maybe those leather pants aren’t such a great idea.
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Eeew, sorry but no. Mickey Rourke didn’t even do it for me when he still looked like Mickey Rourke. Crazy, self mutilating AND a horrible fashion sense? I’ll pass.
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