Now don’t harm yourselves rushing out to the store, but I find it my civic duty to let you know that Kelis has released her thrid CD entitled: Kelis Was Here.
Luckily the singer who is best known for flaunting her jubblies in the song Milkshake hasn’t found her way into my home. Perhaps I’m not so cursed afterall.
From the Yahoo! review some of the lovely tunes on her latest CD include:
the delightfully arrogant “Bossy”, “Blindfold Me” is a naughty bedroom romp and “Like U,” Kelis’s breathy come-ons sound endearingly sweet: “I don’t just like you/I like you, like you.”
“I don’t just like you/I like you, like you.” Huh?
I’m guessing this is the same reviewer that loved Paris Hilton’s self titled CD.
Kelis makes the second woman I learned about today who’s bounced her tits all the way to notoriety, kind of.
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Holy cow! I didn’t know tit-bouncing was so ‘in’! Look at all the fun I’m missing. I should run back to my blog and throw my boobs out there for all to see. Uh huh. NOT.
Holy cow! I didn’t know tit-bouncing was so ‘in’! Look at all the fun I’m missing. I should run back to my blog and throw my boobs out there for all to see. Uh huh. NOT.
Hey Phinny, you’ve seen my assets. Should I vlog them???
Nah. I couldn’t. Even I have standards, for fuck’s sake.
Hey Phinny, you’ve seen my assets. Should I vlog them???
Nah. I couldn’t. Even I have standards, for fuck’s sake.
You’re just jealous because her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
This concludes the test of The Obvious Joke Department. We now return you to your regularly scheduled originality.
You’re just jealous because her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
This concludes the test of The Obvious Joke Department. We now return you to your regularly scheduled originality.
I’d pay cash monie for some of that sekrit agint fine rack of ma’am.
I’d pay cash monie for some of that sekrit agint fine rack of ma’am.
It was so good, that, like, I cry every time I listen to it.
It was so good, that, like, I cry every time I listen to it.
Thanks for saving me money on the CD. I can probably buy about 10 milkshakes with the money I saved!:lol:
Thanks for saving me money on the CD. I can probably buy about 10 milkshakes with the money I saved!:lol:
Mmmmmm! Rich and Chocolatey (*_~)
Mmmmmm! Rich and Chocolatey (*_~)
TRex he loves me baybeeee!!!…
I don’t undahstand wheah that shark came from though! I didn’t even notice it, but I am such a WARRIOR WOMAN it didn’t dayah fight me!
Click on my pitchah baybee and youse will see how much TRex loves me! (I just know it!) ROWRRR!…
TRex he loves me baybeeee!!!…
I don’t undahstand wheah that shark came from though! I didn’t even notice it, but I am such a WARRIOR WOMAN it didn’t dayah fight me!
Click on my pitchah baybee and youse will see how much TRex loves me! (I just know it!) ROWRRR!…
Thirty-three years ago, Smokey Robinson sang “I don’t like you / But I love you.” I suspect that he was closer to the truth of the matter.
Thirty-three years ago, Smokey Robinson sang “I don’t like you / But I love you.” I suspect that he was closer to the truth of the matter.