Last week we joined hands with the other gossipists to crap ourselves with glee upon hearing of Kate Hudson’s separation from husband Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes. Lesson Learned: Never marry a man who delights in ruby red crushed velvet pants.
A few days after the official demise of Kate Hudson’s marriage, rumours started to swirl that Kate and Owen Wilson were having an affair. Owen Wilson would like us all to know that he did not bag this hottie, and he’s going to sue anyone who tries to accuse him of fucking out of his league:
“(Anything) that suggests that the separation of Ms Hudson was caused by Mr Wilson… is absolutely false.”
While we’re on the subject of Owen Wilson, I feel the need to declare that his scruffy surfer boy looks are not at all attractive. Conversely, brother Luke Wilson is infinitely more shaggable and appears to possess at least a moderate amount of intelligence. On a semi-related note, should we ever choose to blend the two Wilson brothers into one being, the following result would be shocking:
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Well to be fair, he just said he would sue anyone who claimed that his fucking Kate caused the breakup. Nowhere did I see a claim that he wasn’t actually doing the fucking.
Which of course can only mean that he wants people to know that he’s so bad in the sack, that he can’t cause a divorce. Now that’s good PR.
The possibilities of a bad fallout for Owen are indeed endless, aren’t they?
OH, YOU BROKE MY HEART, WE WERE DOING SO WELL!!!:cry:
Owen Wilson is so doable, and I’m not even that crazy for Caucasian guys! I have a thing for guys with interesting noses.
“I have a thing for guys with interesting noses.”
Please tell me this does not include Wm. Jefferson Clinton.
=P
“I have a thing for guys with interesting noses.”
Please tell me this does not include Wm. Jefferson Clinton.
=P
A good nose serves a purpose, I’ll leave it there and allow your imagination to take over.
Oh, I know exactly what you mean I agree completely.
But that’s one nose that wouldn’t “do it” for me, ya know?
Owen…ok. Bill…un-uh.
So it’s the nose that makes Owen so popular?
I had no idea.
I’m no fan of Clinton, but a nose like that, well, it probably does pretty well. My husband is Apache Indian, they have great noses.
Oh Miss Bedhead, you so scoured the Net for that unflattering pic of Owen, who’s much more charming than his oafish brother, who – I have this straight from Regis & Kelly – jogs with BLACK DRESS SOCKS
So does no one see the Trent Reznor thing except for me?
It’s the nose, his is similar.
…and those lips. I never realized ’til now that Luke looks like he’s got a jawbreaker candy stuffed in each cheek. Wow!
well, i for one, agree with the agent that luke is much more attractive than owen.
I thought he was gay.
I thought he was gay.
Geezuuzz, again with the gay thing!!!!!
HEH HEH…
For my partner in slime: Agent Bedhead
A better pic of our dear Owen Wilson.
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HEH HEH…
For my partner in slime: Agent Bedhead
A better pic of our dear Owen Wilson.
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Evidently, Martin & Co. are operating on the assumption that we have no valid comeback to the “gay” remarks.
They’re probably correct, as most men get the warmies from thinking about lesbians. It’s a dirty tactic, boys, and I shall figure out a suitable comeback eventually.
I’m not one who gets the warmies thinking about lesbians…..I’m simply jealous of all young, rich, good-looking male film stars. Call it a neurosis.
Owen’s nose seriously distracts me. It’s like some small kumqaut sized object got lodged in there.
“They’re probably correct, as most men get the warmies from thinking about lesbians.”
It makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.
I love all these guys & I kinda thought Trent did look like them considering his nose but now I can see they all have similar face structures.