Last week we joined hands with the other gossipists to crap ourselves with glee upon hearing of Kate Hudson’s separation from husband Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes. Lesson Learned: Never marry a man who delights in ruby red crushed velvet pants.
A few days after the official demise of Kate Hudson’s marriage, rumours started to swirl that Kate and Owen Wilson were having an affair. Owen Wilson would like us all to know that he did not bag this hottie, and he’s going to sue anyone who tries to accuse him of fucking out of his league:
“(Anything) that suggests that the separation of Ms Hudson was caused by Mr Wilson… is absolutely false.”
While we’re on the subject of Owen Wilson, I feel the need to declare that his scruffy surfer boy looks are not at all attractive. Conversely, brother Luke Wilson is infinitely more shaggable and appears to possess at least a moderate amount of intelligence. On a semi-related note, should we ever choose to blend the two Wilson brothers into one being, the following result would be shocking: