Janet Charlton, writing over at the creatively named Janet Charlton’s Hollywood, has an intriguing theory about where baby Suri came from. I won’t recap it here, but suffice it to say that it doesn’t involve storks, cabbage leaves, turkey basters, or Tom Cruise, and it would make a terrific Movie of the Week. One significant point: Janet thinks Suri has Chris Klein’s eyes. Maybe yes, maybe no. Personally, I don’t think there’s anything about Suri’s appearance that wouldn’t be explained by my own theory that the child’s real father is Bjork.
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She is the spitting image of Chris Klein! I demand a paternity test.
Well, Bjork is on the same plane of outright nuttiness as TomKat, so you could be on to something.
As much as I want to agree, I can’t be absolutely sure unless we see some candids of Suri. You know they airbrushed her to death anyway.
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