Dance star Moby has no time for overly-heterosexual males, insisting gay men are far superior to their straight counterparts. The heterosexual music-maker is so appalled by macho male culture he hopes his future children will be gay because “they are less likely to get into a fight and less likely to date rape people.”The hitmaker says, “I’m straight, but I’ve grown up around gay people and gay clubs. They are superior to straight people. If you have a gay child you’re more inclined to be a prouder parent.”
Who am I to argue with Moby’s logic. I mean straight guys, myself included are all either obsessed with killing people, fighting with them, having sex with them or beating them to death and then having sex with them. But gay men have never done anything like that. Surely John Wayne Gacy and Jeffery Dahmer never got into fights, never thought about date and I’m like 99.9% sure their parents are just beaming with pride about their kid’s accomplishments.
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That Moby must be fun at parties.
That Moby must be fun at parties.
he hopes his future children will be gay because “they are less likely to get into a fight and less likely to date rape people.â€?
Deer Cluefuck,
If you raise your children correctly, they’ll be less likely to get into a fight and less likely to commit date rape because you’ll be instilling your values into the little skulls full of mush.
Oh, wait, that’s probably just too much like work for you, huh? in which case, I advise you to remove your testicles. Or at least get snipped so you’re only firing blanks…
he hopes his future children will be gay because ”””they are less likely to get into a fight and less likely to date rape people.””?
Deer Cluefuck,
If you raise your children correctly, they’ll be less likely to get into a fight and less likely to commit date rape because you’ll be instilling your values into the little skulls full of mush.
Oh, wait, that’s probably just too much like work for you, huh? in which case, I advise you to remove your testicles. Or at least get snipped so you’re only firing blanks…
As Eminem said of Moby, “You’re too old! No one listens to techno!”
As for the incredibly ripped sexual ethics of homos … oh never mind
As Eminem said of Moby, “You’re too old! No one listens to techno!”
As for the incredibly ripped sexual ethics of homos … oh never mind
So what do you do if you really enjoy a particular artist’s music, but absolutely can’t stand his/her politics? I have other examples, but Moby by far is the worst offender, with his completely bizarre left-wing nonsense. I am forthwith deleting him from my iPod. Freakin’ Idiot.
So what do you do if you really enjoy a particular artist’s music, but absolutely can’t stand his/her politics? I have other examples, but Moby by far is the worst offender, with his completely bizarre left-wing nonsense. I am forthwith deleting him from my iPod. Freakin’ Idiot.
I’m listening to that Eminem song RIGHT NOW. Oh wait, you knew that already, Gay Boyfriend.
I’m listening to that Eminem song RIGHT NOW. Oh wait, you knew that already, Gay Boyfriend.
And as also allegedly-straight Matt Drudge said of Moby: “Butch it up!”
And as also allegedly-straight Matt Drudge said of Moby: “Butch it up!”
That’s how he got his name. It was More Boys, Yo…but he shortened it to Moby.
That’s how he got his name. It was More Boys, Yo…but he shortened it to Moby.
I agree, geomatic1.
And tony? Good one; may I use it?
I agree, geomatic1.
And tony? Good one; may I use it?
Anything for you, FDD!
Anything for you, FDD!
The following people, living or dead, could beat Moby in a fight:
Liberace
Paul Lynde
Charles Nelson Reilly
Betty White
Charlotte Rae
Doris Roberts
get the picture?
Rap and techno are perhaps my two most hated genres of “music”. I can’t stand Eminem either.
The following people, living or dead, could beat Moby in a fight:
Liberace
Paul Lynde
Charles Nelson Reilly
Betty White
Charlotte Rae
Doris Roberts
get the picture?
Rap and techno are perhaps my two most hated genres of “music”. I can’t stand Eminem either.