Or maybe they’re just trying to see who the bigger nobody is. At least he’s a bit wiser than we was prior to Eminem making him his bitch.
Moby admits his dispute with Eminem has now finished and he couldn’t be happier. He says, “It just petered out. Next time I won’t start an argument with the biggest man in music. I’ll do it with a bass player from an unknown indie band.”
Great, that’s sure to grab headlines, a has-been and a nobody arguing over who can be more irrelevant.
From the article it looks like the nobody he’s going after is none other than the worlds most hated and underated pop-star Mr. Britany Spears K-Dud. I’m not sure how long its going to take K-Fed to realize that Moby is horning in on his “I’m the most hated” scheme, but I don’t think he’ll take kindly to Moby busting in on his territory.
The bald electro maestro says, “I don’t know why I am so loathed. There was a point when it seemed everyone hated me. I don’t know why. It boggled my mind why I seemed to be the most hated person in the world. All I did was talk about politics. Maybe if I acted more like a d**k and misogynist I would be a press darling.”
I’m not sure if he could be anymore of a dick, but he could take some tips from K-Fed and smack some ‘hos around. It couldn’t hurt. If Moby’s looking for sympathy he can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.
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There’s this Emo wanker at college who is exactly like Moby. Every time he walks into a class at the beginning of the semester I want to bang my head against the wall until my brains cover it. I’m an English major, and all of the Marxist feminist teachers love the little brat, natch.
There’s this Emo wanker at college who is exactly like Moby. Every time he walks into a class at the beginning of the semester I want to bang my head against the wall until my brains cover it. I’m an English major, and all of the Marxist feminist teachers love the little brat, natch.
I must say,”If Moby’s looking for sympathy he can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.” I’m sorely tempted to take this, bedazzle it on a t-shirt and claim it as my own personal mission statement. I promise to give credit. This is lovely.
I must say,”If Moby”’s looking for sympathy he can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.” I’m sorely tempted to take this, bedazzle it on a t-shirt and claim it as my own personal mission statement. I promise to give credit. This is lovely.
“… I seemed to be the most hated person in the world. All I did was talk about politics.”
Those two statements have a causal connection, Moby.
“… I seemed to be the most hated person in the world. All I did was talk about politics.”
Those two statements have a causal connection, Moby.
In the future, Moby will only be remembered for having said I don’t know why I am so loathed
In the future, Moby will only be remembered for having said I don’t know why I am so loathed