So, Monica Bellucci might very well be one of the hottest sirens of contemporary Italian cinema, but that doesn’t mean I want to see her pregnant tummy on the cover of Vanity Fair. To be fair, however, Bellucci’s cover issue will rest upon Italian supermarket shelves, so I won’t have to hurl in my own basket of goods. Still, no one wants to see this!




















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[...] Seriously, can anyone do anything original these days? – ABH [...]
Au contraire.
I dunno, I’m not wild about Belluci’s face, which always looks like a very overly-made-up fish to me. But it’s a lovely pose (and a reflection of one of the Demi shots on the inside of that issue, which I still have because I’m a hoarder and it’s cheaper than buying insulation for the place.
[...] Monica Belluci, you
Is it just me, or does she look Asian most of the time?
Plus, why this cover? Maybe V.C. is into Demi M.
Imitation is the daughter of mediocrity.