Much to the dismay of the Church of Scientology, the story of the Scientology cruise ship Freewinds and its lethal cargo of blue asbestos just keeps hanging around and popping up where it’s least welcome. Reports are emerging that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have been told to seek medical attention after the couple were exposed to asbestos at the birthday bash thrown in Tom’s honor last February. Exposure to blue asbestos can lead to mesothelioma, which is generally fatal within a matter of months, so there is some cause for concern here. Mesothelioma sounds like a lethal bitch, but according to the tenets of Scientology, they’ll get over it.