Behold the linguistic expert of our era – a lyrical genius, if you will:
I think white people are allowed to say ‘bling’. [sic] They are allowed to say old-school black slang, like ‘hottie’ and ‘homie’. [sic] Actually, I do not think that (white people) are allowed to use slang until it is at least a year old. If you say a slang word too early, it’s like you’re trying to be black. So as long as the slang is a little played out, you’re all good.
So that means when I pick up a magazine that, unbeknownst to myself, features a photo spread of a scantily-clad Mister West – that I am not allowed to refer to the rejection of said magazine as “dropping it like it’s hot” just yet? He would require me to wait until next spring to make use of that catchy little phrase?
Man. What a fucking racist.
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I’d say he needs to tote an ass whipping, but that’d make me a racist redneck.
What an ignorant s.o.b.
Old school slang’s better anyway. That’s the cold word. We don’t need that kind of psychological romance.
I’m sure you hip, young people can answer my naive question: Is it cool to dress like Urkel again?
That is straight out of a South Park episode.
The whole of South Park turn metro-sexual and Mr Garrison (the gay teacher) asks Chef (the black cook) how to stop the metos from using the gay words. Chef compares the metros turning gay to white people acting black by using slang all the time. The way chef says they stopped the white people acting black was by inventing new slang all the time -> Which is what this dickhead is saying, in a non-South Park twatish way.
Dayum. I’ve missed about 90% of the Southpark episodes (though I know they all end the same way).
So did Mr. Garrison officially ‘come out of the closet’? Tilesey (or whomever else would know), please enlighten me on this one.
Hell yeah – he even had a sex change, but his boyfriend didn’t like it!
Dammit, I’ve missed all the South Park episodes, too. I haven’t been able to watch it since my daughter was a baby!
Hey, is that Steve Urkel in the picture up there?
I’m so glad Mr. West cleared that up for me…I’ve been wondering if, as a whitie, I’m allowed to say certain things.
Dang, but villifying an entire people group feels good, doesn’t it?
I’m sure Kayne’s feeling better already from letting whitey have it.
Turks had Armenians. Germans (and everyone else) had Jews. Early Americans had natives. Mr. West has The Man. Hollywood has conservative white Christians…