Well, it seems that Mark “No Fucking Sense Of Humor” Wahlberg has been running his mouth again. This time, Marky Mark decided, for whatever reason, to talk about those Calvin Klein adverts that he and Kate Moss did in the early 1990s. It turns out that a topless Moss (famously waifish in those days) felt all too familiar to him:
It was OK. I wasn’t into the waif thing.
She kind of looked like my nephew.
I mean she’s beautiful – she’s a very pretty nephew – but I’m more into curvy women.
Yeah, Mark might be nice to look at as well as a halfway decent actor, but he’s not exactly diplomatic. Luckily for Mister Funky Bunch, Kate Moss wasn’t too impressed with him either. A few months ago, Moss dished to Glenn O’Brien in the September issue of Interview Magazine:
GO: Speaking of when you were 17, I just saw the Calvin Klein underwear ad you and I did with Herb Ritts and Marky Mark.
KM: Oh, I was such a nervous wreck.
GO: It was strange. He was working so hard to be, uh, funky. He turned out to be such a good actor.
KM: But at the time he was such a dickhead. He wasn’t very nice.
GO: As a writer, I had a hard time working with him. It was a struggle with the ebonics.
KM: They had to get Downtown Julie Brown to come in as a consultant to get him going. And David Geffen came down.
GO: Before the shoot Mark went to the Calvin Klein office, and Calvin had him try on every style of underwear. We were on the seventh floor, and the windows of the building across 39th Street were all filled with girls, waving and holding up signs: MARKY, WE LOVE YOU.
KM: He had a good body.
GO: He had a third nipple. That’s supposed to mean you’re a witch.
KM: Or be the sign of some kind of evilness.
GO: I don’t know if he’s really evil.
KM: No, he’s not evil.
GO: Now, the Funky Bunch, maybe they were evil.
Ha. Marky Mark always used to put way too much effort into being funky. In fact, a look at one of Kate and Mark’s Calvin Klein commercials reflects his wigger act this even more than mere piccies do. Below, check out the video clip along with some retro Calvin Klein print ads:
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If I had a topless 17 y.o. Kate Moss stradling my lap, the first question I’d have would be What is the age of consent in this jurisdiction?
Yes, she’s a bit thinner than I’d ordinarliy like. But I sure as hell wouldn’t kick her out of my bed. Unless she wasn’t all that…skilled…
I think the coke whore and Dirk Diggler should both shut the fuck up! They sure are purdy though…
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