In a battle that can only be described as ego-meets-irony,” Kanye West crashed the award presentation for Best Video at the MTV Europe Music Awards. He proceeded to rant like an overgrown child whose mother always told him that the kids who didn’t like him were only jealous. You know the type.

After several admittedly enviable, expletive-laden utterances, Kanye told the crowd that he should have won the Best Video award for “Touch The Sky” for the following reasons:

“[It] cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it. I was jumping across canyons.

“If I don’t win, the awards show loses credibility.”

Moral of the story? Boobies don’t always win the game.