Comments on: MY FABULOUS LIFE – BY JODIE MARSH http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/ Dirty Fingernails Firmly On The Pulse Fri, 01 Jul 2011 16:26:51 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: beautifulatrocities http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16292 beautifulatrocities Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:36:29 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16292 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v273QMZVo4Q" rel="nofollow">Jodie Speaks!</a> Jodie Speaks!

]]> By: Phin http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16291 Phin Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:28:52 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16291 <i>she'''s known for having paid $$$ for that hideous nose-job</i> She has a nose? I bet you're gonna try to convince me she can talk next aren't you? she”’s known for having paid $$$ for that hideous nose-job

She has a nose?

I bet you’re gonna try to convince me she can talk next aren’t you?

]]> By: Steve the LLamabutcher http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16290 Steve the LLamabutcher Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:29:36 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16290 The google traffic off of just that one post....priceless. The google traffic off of just that one post….priceless.

]]> By: bobgirrl http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16289 bobgirrl Mon, 05 Jun 2006 19:50:18 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16289 I have a great talent for stating the obvious: Isn't this woman the UK version of Paris Hilton but with bigger ta-ta's? I have a great talent for stating the obvious: Isn’t this woman the UK version of Paris Hilton but with bigger ta-ta’s?

]]> By: Margi http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16288 Margi Mon, 05 Jun 2006 19:20:02 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16288 Glad to see you're still keepin' it real, Jeff. I was going to make some Mom-Like comment regarding this poor, misguided child; but then I realized that if I had her figure, I'd probably run around nekkid, shouting "Lookit me!" too. No, really. One question, though: ARE LEG WARMERS REALLY BACK?! Sheez. Glad to see you’re still keepin’ it real, Jeff.

I was going to make some Mom-Like comment regarding this poor, misguided child; but then I realized that if I had her figure, I’d probably run around nekkid, shouting “Lookit me!” too.

No, really.

One question, though: ARE LEG WARMERS REALLY BACK?!

Sheez.

]]> By: I R A Darth Aggie http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16287 I R A Darth Aggie Mon, 05 Jun 2006 17:06:21 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16287 <i>Gawd - she'''s not even pretty!</i> South Park has the answer: [Ms. Crabtree's house. Chef is in bed with her - he's pimping himself out] Ms. Crabtree: All right, let's get this show on the road! Come 'ere, puppy! Chef: Uh, uh, hold on a second, Ms. Crabtree. How would you like to use some''' sex toys? Ms. Crabtree: Sex toys? Like what? Chef: Like this very special device. [pulls up a paper bag] I call it "Chef's Pleasure Bag." Ms. Crabtree: How does it work? Chef: Now, all you do is put this paper bag over your head, and it increases your sexual pleasure. Ms. Crabtree: Really? Well, hell, let's give it a shot. [She drops a bit, and Chef places the bag on her head] Chef: [admiring the rest of her] Aaah, yeah. That's much better. Gawd – she”’s not even pretty!

South Park has the answer:

[Ms. Crabtree's house. Chef is in bed with her - he's pimping himself out]

Ms. Crabtree: All right, let’s get this show on the road! Come ‘ere, puppy!

Chef: Uh, uh, hold on a second, Ms. Crabtree. How would you like to use some”’ sex toys?

Ms. Crabtree: Sex toys? Like what?

Chef: Like this very special device. [pulls up a paper bag] I call it “Chef’s Pleasure Bag.”

Ms. Crabtree: How does it work?

Chef: Now, all you do is put this paper bag over your head, and it increases your sexual pleasure.

Ms. Crabtree: Really? Well, hell, let’s give it a shot. [She drops a bit, and Chef places the bag on her head]

Chef: [admiring the rest of her] Aaah, yeah. That’s much better.

]]> By: beautifulatrocities http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16286 beautifulatrocities Mon, 05 Jun 2006 14:16:08 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16286 Well, she's known for having paid $$$ for that hideous nose-job. Her main claim to fame is her real not fake boobs, especially vis a vis her archrival Jordan (who's known for the hideously inflated volleyballs on her chest). This is why Jodie titled her autobiography "Keeping It Real" Well, she’s known for having paid $$$ for that hideous nose-job. Her main claim to fame is her real not fake boobs, especially vis a vis her archrival Jordan (who’s known for the hideously inflated volleyballs on her chest). This is why Jodie titled her autobiography “Keeping It Real”

]]> By: Pete Doherty http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16285 Pete Doherty Mon, 05 Jun 2006 14:15:21 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16285 Don't forget about me, Mate. Don’t forget about me, Mate.

]]> By: Ruth http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16284 Ruth Mon, 05 Jun 2006 06:18:59 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16284 Gawd - she's not even pretty! They go mad over strange people in the UK - remember Adam Ant and Boy George? Gawd – she’s not even pretty! They go mad over strange people in the UK – remember Adam Ant and Boy George?

]]> By: Fickle Blog Skimmer http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16283 Fickle Blog Skimmer Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:07:38 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16283 Bodacious Ta-tas Bodacious Ta-tas

]]> By: Phin http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16282 Phin Mon, 05 Jun 2006 02:07:46 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16282 Real big boobies! Real big boobies!

]]> By: Kim http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16281 Kim Sun, 04 Jun 2006 21:18:49 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16281 Are medicine balls real? Are medicine balls real?

]]> By: Kim http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16280 Kim Sun, 04 Jun 2006 21:17:49 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16280 Thanks a lot. That's just great. Not only did that make me bash my head against the edge of the desk next to the computer to get the shit out of it, it made me realize that I absolutely have no writing skills whatsoever. She's brilliant. My other "writing skills", though, while much smaller, are, at least, real. Though decrepit. Bash head again. Thanks a lot. That’s just great. Not only did that make me bash my head against the edge of the desk next to the computer to get the shit out of it, it made me realize that I absolutely have no writing skills whatsoever. She’s brilliant.

My other “writing skills”, though, while much smaller, are, at least, real. Though decrepit.

Bash head again.

]]> By: I R A Darth Aggie http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16279 I R A Darth Aggie Sun, 04 Jun 2006 19:59:14 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16279 <i>REAL boobies</i> I thought they might be...go ahead, run her up the flag pole and see who salutes... :twisted: REAL boobies

I thought they might be…go ahead, run her up the flag pole and see who salutes…

:twisted:

]]> By: beautifulatrocities http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16278 beautifulatrocities Sun, 04 Jun 2006 17:41:48 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16278 REAL boobies REAL boobies

]]> By: Agent Bedhead http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16277 Agent Bedhead Sun, 04 Jun 2006 17:20:00 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/my-fabulous-life-by-jodie-marsh/#comment-16277 While everyone else sits in shock, I'll say the word: Boobies. While everyone else sits in shock, I’ll say the word: Boobies.

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