…but thank you for being crackheads…

Never have I received so much email concerning one single post. I’m really not quite sure what to think of that, which is highly unusual for someone who always has an extreme opinion on any given subtopic. You lurkers seriously rock. I’m warning you however, don’t get used to the serious crap around here – it would literally drive me more insane than usual.

In addition, the LLamas have bestowed me with the title of “Google. Chumming. Champ. OF. ALL. TIME.” for managing to work into another single post the following words:

OJ Simpson double homicide Tom Cruise gay Oprah Winfrey blow up doll

This random spattering of bizarre verbiage wasn’t done purposely, but who would believe that? I certainly wouldn’t.

Perhaps I’m adopting the mindset of google. Or maybe google has adopted my mindset. How wouldn’t that be a scary fucking thought? Let’s have a bit more for good measure:

OJ Simpson double homicide Tom Cruise gay Oprah Winfrey blow up doll
OJ Simpson double homicide Tom Cruise gay Oprah Winfrey blow up doll
OJ Simpson double homicide Tom Cruise gay Oprah Winfrey blow up doll
OJ Simpson double homicide Tom Cruise gay Oprah Winfrey blow up doll
OJ Simpson double homicide Tom Cruise gay Oprah Winfrey blow up doll
OJ Simpson double homicide Tom Cruise gay Oprah Winfrey blow up doll
OJ Simpson double homicide Tom Cruise gay Oprah Winfrey blow up doll
OJ Simpson double homicide Tom Cruise gay Oprah Winfrey blow up doll
OJ Simpson double homicide Tom Cruise gay Oprah Winfrey blow up doll
OJ Simpson double homicide Tom Cruise gay Oprah Winfrey blow up doll
OJ Simpson double homicide Tom Cruise gay Oprah Winfrey blow up doll

Yeah, baby. This is totally awesome. Now I’m going to go photoshop myself a crappy little award button.