Bloody hell. Paris Hilton’s poolboy has convinced me to actually do some so-called personal blogging. It seems that, due to Trent Reznor’s holiday anguish and Alan Cumming’s travel tips, I am actually feeling slightly charitable. For the record, I am only doing this because Flea demanded it, so don’t expect any more of this crap!

It’s simple. Just list all the jobs you’ve had in your life, in order. Don’t bust your brain: no durations or details are necessary, and feel free to omit anything that you feel might tend to incriminate you. I’m just curious. And when you’re done, tag another five bloggers you’re curious about.

Fine. Whatever. Let’s do this shit:

Waitress (The most difficult, so always tip a good one.)

Bookseller (Retail hell.)

Book Buyer (Retail & university madness.)

Judicial Intern (Research & coffee-making, mostly the latter.)

Judicial Clerk (Heavy research & even heavier writing.)

Lawyer/Court Jester (Why did I go to law school again?)

Web Designer (Not enough money for the hours spent.)

Freelance Writer (Self-explanatory & not v. glamourous.)

Celebrity & Gossip Blogger (Obviously, this one & below are current.)

Film Critic (I have the coolest job & boss ever. Seriously.)

Mates, I don’t do the tagging thing, so feel free to tag yourselves. Happy Fucking Holidays, and I’ll be around here for a few sporadic posts this week. Maybe.