The photo at right shows Naomi Campbell after a day of the grubbiest work of her life – mopping floors and scrubbing toilets – as part of her community service at the NYC Sanitation Department. She just had to be seething internally and wished that she could toss a few hand grenades at the paparazzi who stationed themselves outside her work area. Yet can we really blame them when she treats all those outside her inner elite circle as trash?

Certainly, working for free is something that Naomi hasn’t experienced, well, ever, and at times like these, one is reminded of pal Linda Evangelista’s famous statement of supermodels that “We don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day.” ‘Tis true.

So I was buzzing around Naomi’s official website and thinking that the bitch needed to do some scrubbing up on her font sizes, because it’s difficult to actually read the tiny flash text without squinting. While straining my eyes as such, I clicked on what appeared to be the “Press Room” link and was greeted with this:

She is subtle. Oh, so subtle. She would hit me with a phone for that one.

Update: Celebitchy has the proverbial money shot – Naomi in flourescent orange vest.