National Appreciation of Salma Hayek’s Boobies Month

By the power vested in me, granted by the unwieldy number of perverts reaching this humble weblog searching for Salma Hayek’s chesticles and Britney’s beaver, I hereby decree the month of December National Appreciation of Salma Hayek’s Boobies Month and name Salma Hayek queen for a day.

And I’m not the only one who appreciates her thingies.

Salma Hayek and Colin Farrell’s naked tryst in movie Ask The Dust has won the best nude movie scene of 2006. The pair’s steamy skinny-dipping clinch in the Robert Towne-directed film was awarded the top flesh-baring accolade by film review website Mr.Skin.com.

I’d describe the scene for you, but regretfully I’ve worn that section of the DVD out with the frequent pausing and rewinding.

Gretchen Mol was second for her scene in The Notorious Bettie Page with Jennifer Aniston for The Break Up rounding out the top three.

Be sure to tune in tomorrow when I’ll undoubtedly be posting pictures of Salma’s cleavage once again, unless Agent Bedhead holds an intervention between now and then.