In earth-shattering news discovered yesterday Hugh Grant only likes to dance when people are around if he’s drunk.

Hugh Grant forced a crew member to smuggle him alcohol on to the set of new movie Music & Lyrics, so he could loosen up enough to dance on camera. The 46-year-old claims he has no rhythm and froze on the spot when he first stepped onset for dancing scenes.

Now I realize this may come as a shock to our female readers, but most 97.34% of straight white guys don’t like to dance. Sure when we’re out clubbing we’ll make an ass of ourselves on the dance floor, but we’ve got ulterior motives.

But like the Daily Dancer Hugh doesn’t mind performing for himself, or maybe that should say when he’s all by himself.

“But put me in my underpants by myself in front of a mirror and I do quite like to dance. Just the sight of myself. I’m so sexy. But put me in front of a large film crew and a lot of extras at seven in the morning with a ”140 million budget resting on my shoulders and it’s not so easy.

Latent homosexuality or extreme narcissist , we report you deride. I wonder if Hugh is taking pointers from Tom Cruise in Risky Business and performing Bob Seger’s “Old Time Rock & Roll”.

Now if Hugh would just admit to his inability to play basketball or rap we could confirm his whiteness.